Score: 6

"For you wastedgrunt"

submission: Holy Shit its Christmas

date: December 7, 2006

If you wanna see someone get shot look in the mirror as you remove your useless shit bag of a self from the world.

Now then Red Peters is a great song righter and if you can't find anything funny with holy shit its Christmas then your just not looking.
Cock Sock

Score: 10

"Fuck you Fuck ball"

submission: Revolutionary war

date: November 1, 2004

Why you insuferable fuktard. How dare you insult the great nation that bailed your shit out of the big number 2. Oh and that would be a great war with russia or korea uh hu. Hmmm lets see russia has no armed forces to speak of and they aint no pusy rag headed camel jocky sand eaters so they would give us a stand up fight so we wouldnt turn their glorius mother fuk land into a crater and that war would be over quik but then they are our allies now sucking on the enormous american dick like most of the rest of the world. But korea thats a little diferent considering who runs that shyt hole. I'm afraid that if we tried to dis arm the fukers they would just detonate there nukes and fuk the world. So we realy cant have a war with them. And as for killing civilians fuk man I personaly advocate crushing the skulls of the women and children with the buts of our rifles to conserve amoe hell the pusies over there are already using them as cover. AMERICA FUK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya limy git. :P

Score: 8

"very cool"

submission: Lost Memories I

date: July 19, 2004

very well done but I have a small request. Would it be too much to have the Bloodnight use Kefka's original laugh. Other than that great job